Thinly disguised gay
magazine denies it's a thinly disguised gay
Onion article forced
reader to look up word in dictionary (trepanning,
Interviewee claims to
have made an unconscious decision
Shitty film stars future
academy award winners (Virtuosity, etc)
Saturday Night TV Movie
just another crap film everybody has already
Film better than book
Media plays down 60% of
soldiers NOT killed by enemy troops
New - Disposable CDs
Naive Columnist - Elton
John is totally gay!
Naive Columnist - How could a
he's someone's father?
that shape our world: If.. would you... were
Heavy rotation video
disappears, never to be seen again
Bush casing out states to
steal in 2004
Shopper Literally Shops
Till She Drops
Military Commanders, Cheer Bob Hope's Death
Last Bob and Bing Flm
NOT The Road To Perdition
Photos of Dead Bob Hope
Shown On Iranian, North Korean Media
Someone Out There Will Be
Making Money Off Eagles Songs For The Next
Grating Electro News
Theme Runs For One Quarter of Whole Show
White College Guy Advises
Jar Jar Binks Nearly As Beloved as Ewoks
“The trouble with the French is that they don’t have a word for laissez faire.
Now More Reasons To Hate The French Than Ever
TC and Rick Getting Tired of Doing Favors For Magnum
Cable Subscriber Getting Sick of Seein Ads For Other Cable Shows
Metallica Video Taken Out of Heavy Rotation Too Soon
TV Weatherman Actually Intricate Marionette
Movie Buff Surprised To Learn Actor’s Real Age – Kathy Bates, Steve Martin, Whoopi Goldberg, etc.
Literary Critics Call For Aging Bestseller Author’s Retirement After New Book Fails To Make Bestseller List –
“I’m Really Into Personal Aesthetics”
Shoppers Sick Of Air Supply Already
Air Supply Lives On In The Ears and Minds of Grocery Shoppers
Supporting Actor Referred To As “Star Of…”
Dixie Chicks On Democratic Presidential Ticket – Win Alabama Primary
Don’t Tell Anyone, but…
Hawker Center Food Tasted Better With Cigarette Ash
US Prepared TO Open Monologue With North Korea Over Nuclear Arms
This Toothbrush Is A Marvel Of Science
America Declared “the Greatest Country in the History of Time/the Universe” on Website
Garbage Placed On Top Of Garbage Can Lid
Bush Jr. Leapfrogs 8 Years As Reagan Jr.’s VP
Canadian Blackout Biggest In American History
Donald Regan’s Alzheimer Fund Growing
Woman Waits For Hurricane To Be Named After Her
Episode 3 To Explain George Lucas’ Obsession with Samurai Films
Head shots of barely legal teens published in high school yearbook
Bitter Check-Out Clerk “Could Have Been An Ad Executive”
Local Teen Thinks Madonna Is A Heavy Metal Band
Only Matthew Broderick Is
Left To Save The World!
Blair Denies Singing “I Wanna Sex You Up” To Report
Edutainment is Nontastic!
Billionaire head of state has nothing to hide
Historians Agree Bush Far From Being The Dimmest President
Local Teens Surprised To Learn John Lennon Once in Group With Three Other Guys
New Videos and DVDs that Singapore Doesn’t Want
Public Fails to Embrace New Media-Sponsored “Metrosexual” Demographic
Non-Celebrity Couple’s Relationship Unable
To Survive Critical Panning of Home Movie
Indignant Ang Mo – Singaporeans Are Spoiled With A/C
“These are the same men I resented in the beginning of my relationship with Bird because they would literally stare daggers, and in some cases, scream obscenities.” FHM September 2003 p. 49
“You must literally follow the phrase Break out of the box.” MegaCreativity by Andrei G. Alinikov
Applicants to this position must be willing to work 24/7
The ideal candidate’s
English must be second to none
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