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Thinly disguised gay
magazine denies it's a thinly disguised gay
magazine
Onion article forced
reader to look up word in dictionary (trepanning,
etc.)
Interviewee claims to
have made an unconscious decision
Shitty film stars future
academy award winners (Virtuosity, etc)
Saturday Night TV Movie
just another crap film everybody has already
seen
Film better than book
Media plays down 60% of
soldiers NOT killed by enemy troops
New - Disposable CDs
Naive Columnist - Elton
John is totally gay!
Naive Columnist - How could a
guy not
know
he's someone's father?
Speculative statistics
that shape our world: If.. would you... were
it...
that... might...?
Heavy rotation video
disappears, never to be seen again
Bush casing out states to
steal in 2004
Shopper Literally Shops
Till She Drops
Ex-Nazis, Japanese
Military Commanders, Cheer Bob Hope's Death
Last Bob and Bing Flm
NOT The Road To Perdition
Photos of Dead Bob Hope
Shown On Iranian, North Korean Media
Someone Out There Will Be
Making Money Off Eagles Songs For The Next
100 Years
Grating Electro News
Theme Runs For One Quarter of Whole Show
White College Guy Advises
on Ki
Jar Jar Binks Nearly As
Beloved as Ewoks
“The trouble with the
French is that they don’t have a word for laissez faire.
Now More Reasons To Hate
The French Than Ever
TC and Rick Getting Tired
of Doing Favors For Magnum
Cable Subscriber Getting
Sick of Seein Ads For Other Cable Shows
Metallica Video Taken Out
of Heavy Rotation Too Soon
TV Weatherman Actually
Intricate Marionette
Movie Buff Surprised To
Learn Actor’s Real Age – Kathy Bates, Steve Martin, Whoopi Goldberg,
etc.
Literary Critics Call For
Aging Bestseller Author’s Retirement After New Book Fails To Make
Bestseller
List –
“I’m Really Into Personal
Aesthetics”
Shoppers Sick Of Air
Supply Already
Air Supply Lives On In
The Ears and Minds of Grocery Shoppers
Supporting Actor Referred
To As “Star Of…”
Dixie Chicks On
Democratic Presidential Ticket – Win Alabama Primary
Don’t Tell Anyone,
but…
Disappointment Guaranteed
Hawker Center Food Tasted
Better With Cigarette Ash
US Prepared TO Open
Monologue With North Korea Over Nuclear Arms
This Toothbrush Is A
Marvel Of Science
America Declared “the
Greatest Country in the History of Time/the Universe” on Website
Garbage Placed On Top Of
Garbage Can Lid
Bush Jr. Leapfrogs 8
Years As Reagan Jr.’s VP
Canadian Blackout Biggest
In American History
Donald Regan’s Alzheimer
Fund Growing
Woman Waits For Hurricane
To Be Named After Her
Episode 3 To Explain
George Lucas’ Obsession with Samurai Films
Head shots of barely
legal teens published in high school yearbook
Bitter Check-Out Clerk
“Could Have Been An Ad Executive”
Local Teen Thinks Madonna
Is A Heavy Metal Band
Only Matthew Broderick Is
Left To Save The World!
Blair
Denies Singing “I
Wanna Sex You Up” To Report
Edutainment is Nontastic!
Billionaire head of state has nothing to
hide
Historians Agree Bush Far From Being The
Dimmest President
Local Teens Surprised To Learn John Lennon
Once in Group With Three Other Guys
New Videos and DVDs that Singapore Doesn’t
Want
Public Fails to Embrace New
Media-Sponsored “Metrosexual” Demographic
Non-Celebrity Couple’s Relationship Unable
To Survive Critical Panning of Home Movie
The
Indignant Ang Mo – Singaporeans Are Spoiled With A/C
“These are the same men I
resented in the beginning of my relationship with Bird because they
would
literally stare daggers, and in some cases, scream obscenities.”
FHM
September 2003 p. 49
“You must literally
follow the phrase Break out of the box.” MegaCreativity
by Andrei
G. Alinikov
Applicants to this
position must be willing to work 24/7
The ideal candidate’s
English must be second to none
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