The Snob List!

 

I thought about making a snob list for some time, but then I wondered what could actually be accomplished listing for all to see the movies that I donft have time for, the films that Ifm too good for.  The films that just arenft worth.  The stinkers you can smell from miles away.  The films that fly in the face of good taste.  The films that are guaranteed to be uninteresting, a miracle that they ever got made, the sure bets for the studio that try to hit all the same spots that the other hits did and still canft be interesting.  Not-enough-hours-in-the-day-type films.  Would-rather-be-picking-my-nose-type films.  Wouldnft-even-watch-them-on-TV-if-there-was-nothing-else-on films.  Trapped-on-a-long-flight-with-nothing-else-to-watch films.  Scraping-the-bottom-of-the-barrel films.  You know the type.  Films like:

 

The Juror

Psycho (remake)

Wild Wild West

Pearl Harbor

K-PAX

Kate And Leopold

Jurassic Park 3

Planet of the Apes (remake)

Collateral Damage

Black Hawk Down

End Of Days

Any recent Robin Williams movies – Flubber, Patch Adams, Bicentennial Man, Fatherfs Day, Jack, etc.