The Snob List!

I thought about making a snob list for some time, but then I wondered what could actually be accomplished listing for all to see the movies that I don’t have time for, the films that I’m too good for. The films that just aren’t worth. The stinkers you can smell from miles away. The films that fly in the face of good taste. The films that are guaranteed to be uninteresting, a miracle that they ever got made, the sure bets for the studio that try to hit all the same spots that the other hits did and still can’t be interesting. Not-enough-hours-in-the-day-type films. Would-rather-be-picking-my-nose-type films. Wouldn’t-even-watch-them-on-TV-if-there-was-nothing-else-on films. Trapped-on-a-long-flight-with-nothing-else-to-watch films. Scraping-the-bottom-of-the-barrel films. You know the type. Films like:

The Juror

Psycho (remake)

Wild Wild West

Pearl Harbor

K-PAX

Kate And Leopold

Jurassic Park 3

Planet of the Apes (remake)

Collateral Damage

Black Hawk Down

End Of Days

Any recent Robin Williams movies – Flubber, Patch Adams, Bicentennial Man, Father’s Day, Jack, etc.