By
Peter and Naoko
Everybody
gripes that Japan is an expensive place. Okay, so itfs true – but itfs not like
there arenft still a lot of cheap things to be had here. Check out the
convenience stores – gJapan is so expensive boo
hooh gripers just need to
stoop down to the low shelves in the convenience stores to discover what every
kid with a 50 yen coin burning a hole in their pocket knows: therefs plenty of
stuff to be bought for 10 or 20 yen! Unheard of in Japan, you say? The cheap
items in question are Japanese kids snacks, called dagashi (after the
term damay and okashi, which mean gDONfTh and gsnacks,h i.e.
gforbidden snacksh) because they are disgusting and unhealthy. Remember all the
cheap candy you used to scarf down as a kid? This is the Japanese equivalent.
But how does it taste? We took 200 yen from our allowance, pigged out, and this
is what we have to tell!
Wasabi
Nori Taro – claims to be wasabi flavored seaweed – 10\ ššš™™
Tastes like softened cardboard, but pretty chewy and seafood-like. No nori
seaweed to be seen, but wasabi flavor is pretty strong and will creep down your
throat and out your nose after it has coated your tongue. Will give you a
sudden craving for white wine! Creepy, freaky stuff. Contains nori and
squid flavor. Similar snacks in the taro series offer a variety of taste and
quality to increase your desire to experiment with sulfate-laden food
substitute. Just call it Soylent yellow. Buy fifty for the same price as the
average beer in a pub (500\) and pig out.
Kabayaki
San Taro – claims to be grilled eel – 10\ ™™™™™
Also tastes like softened cardboard or shoe leather, this time with salty
sticky stuff covering it. Kaboyaki is grilled eel, but this tastes nothing
eel-like. Contains nori powder and squid flavor, no eel of course. Small
particles of preservative will stay on your tongue and zap you with
electricity. Keep a bunch at home and feed them to unwelcome guests who come
over unannounced.
Sudako
San Taro – claims to be vinegared octopus – 10\ šš™™™
Very sour wash cloth-like stuff is kind of good if you like biting into fresh
lemons. Soft and covered with slimy sauce, the texture is quite disgusting.
Basic ingredients similar to above, meaning that it actually has no real
octopus ingredients.
Yakiniku
San Taro – claims to be beef jerky – 10\ š™™™™
Hard, leathery strip of vinyl flooring tastes just like the Kabayaki San Taro
snack, except with a bit more spice to it. Contains no beef, but has some squid
flavor in it. Has this company ever been sued for false advertising? So far
none of their products contain any of what they say on the packaging.
Big
Katsu – breaded jerky – 30\ šššš™
We were so curious what this big hunk of meat would taste like we splurged and
spent a whole 30 yen on it. The packaging shows a delicious piece of breaded ton
katsu (Japanese wiener schnitzel), and through a clear plastic window a bit
of the flat, dark, saucy breaded object. Tasting it we find a juicy piece of
yummy old newspaper soaked in oil and curry flavor. Would probably go well with
beer. Made by the same company as the San Taro snacks, but much tastier and
worth the added investment in quantity and flavor. Still could get 15 of them
for the price of a beer in a pub. Buy a few and eat them with a bowl of rice if
you are broke, or keep a bunch handy for guests who come over.
Umai
Bo – corn snack (corn potage flavor) – 10\ ššššš
Yummy corn stick that really tastes like corn potage. Bravo – nothing
misleading on the packaging and it has a good flavor. The popular series of Umai
Bo snacks comes in fourteen flavors and a few sizes.
Umai
Bo – corn snack (shrimp and mayo flavor) – 10\ šš™™™
Shrimp and mayo might seem like an outlandish combination, but there is plenty
of it in Japan. Tastes like regular corn puffs, but makes good value at only
ten yen – ten of these probably has more volume than a 100 yen bag of regular
corn snacks. Tastes mayonnaise-like, but has no shrimp flavor at all. Cool
packaging shows a nasty cat (like Tom from Tom and Jerry) who has broken out of
a computer screen squirting a tsunami of mayo on a frightened breaded
shrimp who is saying ghelp,h as he hovers over a plate. A Tojo-looking creature
is squirting more mayonnaise bukkake-like into a Hitler-looking
creature. The packaging claims that umai-bo fans who checked their website
requested the company add a shrimp mayo flavor to their product line, hence the
weird pic. The fans who hoped for some actual shrimp taste must be
disappointed, but the mayo fans wonft. Check it all out at www.yaokin.com,
with a nice sentimental dagashi natsukashii movie too.
Potato
Fry – potato chip crackers (fried chicken flavor) – 30\ šššš™
Greasy yummy potato crackers, crispy and delicious. Maybe not worth 30 yen,
since you only get four per pack (how much is a tube of Pringles?) but still
better than some of the other crap we had to sample for this article.
Taratara
Shiten Janeyo – fish crackers gethnic flavorh – 20\ šššš™
Chewy papery chili-flavored dried fish squares are pretty good, and the pack is
just full of them. Could probably munch away for it some time, especially if
you eat them one by one. Crazy picture of a big hair X-Japan-type guitarist
with a foot on a space heater (or monitor?), onstage, screaming out at an
audience of marshmallow men (?!). Contains yummy Chinese tobanjiang,
tara fish paste, and other goodies, all making this a pretty good little snack.
Goes well with a big mug of beer.
Poohfs
Ichigo Choco Marshmallow – 10\ ššš™™ Not very interesting, just a marshmallow
snack, but sweet and yummy. I wonder what percentage of the revenue kicks back
to Winnie the Pooh himself.
Chiroru
Chocolate – strawberry chocolate – 20\ ššš™™
White chocolate with strawberry jelly inside. Quite yummy, but you eat it too quickly
for it to be worth a whole 20 yen. We liked the cute strawberry mascot, so
donft forget to save the wrapper to give to a loved one.
Check
out the internet home of dagashi otaku: www.tnc.ne.jp/hiroba/alfa/ck0205/konbini1.htm